待ち合わせ場所に彼氏が遅れた時VS友達が遅れた時 〜 Reika Oozeki
When your boyfriend is late to your meeting place VS when your friend is late 〜 Reika Oozeki
When your boyfriend is late to the meeting place:
Oh, you’re finally here! :)
If it’s a friend:
So you’re finally here you’re 23 minutes and 18 seconds late LJEJ$9*)$@&!!!
ive been watching this for so long omg
achilles is that kid who takes gym class too seriously
#hector throws a ball directly at achilles who is momentarily distracted by agamemnon talking shit about him#and as he moves to confront agamemnon the ball shoots past him and hits patroclus right in the face#patrcolus falls to the ground in slow motion as achilles watches in horror#MMMM WHATCHA SAYYY (via)
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
America scares me sometimes…
OH MY GOD
my heart just melted.
LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO
Life is so ironic, particularly when you’re ironing Teabaggers.
Birth control helps to control births! What a shocker!
I want to know why
Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!
This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.
The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform
tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened
there is so much going on in this photo
What better way to celebrate Halloween then a 31 day ART CHALLENGE?
RULES: Art submissions can be most anything (stories, poems, drawings, sculptures, videos, crafts, etc) as long as they pertain to one of the days words. See how creatively you can incorporate the words for each day!
Feel free to submit your writing/art to the Challenge’s main blog, spoopyartchallenge. It’s a great way to meet other artists and give your creations some exposure! Signal boosts always help!!Two more days till the challenge starts. Are you feeling -spooky- yet?