Crispy Smashed Potatoes with Avocado Garlic Aioli
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
Trying to point out the cute people to your friend in public like:
I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time…
Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.
Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever
looks like God ran out of printer ink
It’s they know they the shit
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
(Source: postllimit, via itstotaldevotion)
me trying to put my life back together
I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special
okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this.
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
i watched this gif like a dozen times trying to figure out what horrifying creature this was and then realized it was a cat like…..look at the ears as if they’re eyes and the face as if it’s a mouth…..
I can’t stop laughing
(Source: mensroom, via sorakumo)