at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
Watchu got there
a skull that connects to my spine hbu
Parkour Dog [video]
dis nigga, going places.
Ready for the hunger games.
He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR
THROUGH THEIR CROTCH
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon
like how can u not reblog
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how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan
I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.
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"How homo is it?" "So."so many homo