oktopotamus

Oct 21

foodffs:

Crispy Smashed Potatoes with Avocado Garlic Aioli
Really nice recipes. Every hour.

foodffs:

Crispy Smashed Potatoes with Avocado Garlic Aioli

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

(via theamazingohnoman)

markiplier-reaction-posts:

Trying to point out the cute people to your friend in public like:

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(via theamazingohnoman)

will-think-about-a-name-later:

I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time…

will-think-about-a-name-later:

I’m trying so hard not to read that as “God damnit 100 ASS” whenever I sell this but I’m failing every single time…

(via theamazingohnoman)

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kaylahraquel:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

It’s they know they the shit

kaylahraquel:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

It’s they know they the shit

(via sorakumo)

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via itstotaldevotion)

la-ruiva:

me trying to put my life back together

la-ruiva:

me trying to put my life back together

(via itstotaldevotion)

5000letters:

I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

(via itstotaldevotion)

arrowsforpens:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

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(via theamazingohnoman)

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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(via theamazingohnoman)

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attractionns:

tangletots:

i watched this gif like a dozen times trying to figure out what horrifying creature this was and then realized it was a cat like…..look at the ears as if they’re eyes and the face as if it’s a mouth…..

I can’t stop laughing

attractionns:

tangletots:

i watched this gif like a dozen times trying to figure out what horrifying creature this was and then realized it was a cat like…..look at the ears as if they’re eyes and the face as if it’s a mouth…..

I can’t stop laughing

(Source: mensroom, via sorakumo)